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Entry Number 011- T.S.A. Answers

By: TSA/Guest Writer

Question: What are some good jokes to tell your friends?

“Knock, Knock”

“Who’s There?”


“Jokes Who?”

“Jokes for you!”

  • Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go pee? 

–Because the P is silent!

  • Why did the golfer have to wear two pairs of pants? 

— Because he has a hole in one!

  • What do you call a cow with no legs? 

–Ground Beef!

  • What do you call a woman with 1 leg?

 –I Lean 

  • Why did the scarecrow win an award?

 — Because he was outstanding in his field!

  • What do you call a pig that does karate?

 — Pork Chop!

  • What is red and hard?

  –A brick

  • What do you call when a short person waves at you?


  • Why do cow stools only have three legs?

 –Because the cow has the utter!

  • Today at the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
  • Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

 –Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels!

  • Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

 –Because every play has to have a cast!

  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was excellent.
  • What does a nosy pepper do? 

–Gets jalapeno business!

Thanks for contacting us! We really hope that these jokes will hit your funny bone! I am sure that these will keep your friends laughing, they might be laughing at you or with you, but at least they think something is funny! Thanks again!




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