By: Allyssa Johnson/Co-Editor in Chief
"Get at least eight hours of sleep, nine if you're ugly."
Parker Dissinger, also known as “ladies man,” can be found spouting off sarcasm, talking with friends, or hanging in gym classes. Dissinger has participated in varsity soccer for four years, as well as varsity volleyball for two. He plans to attend a technical school for welding, but is still unsure of where he will attend. His dream job is to be a football sports manager.
His favorite memory from his senior year was “Ms. Ross’ third period class. I enjoyed picking on her about pickle ball.”
Dissinger anticipates the next few years to “be a heck of a lot better.” He advises underclassmen to “do your work unlike myself.”
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Allyssa Johnson is a 12th grade, third year journalism student. She walks to the beat of her own drum, usually in her fish slippers. You can find her reading, spouting sarcasm, or watching low rated movies. Her future goals are a secret that no one needs to know about.